How to smuggle a bike into the house ?

[Neil]

Be a boss. Walk in, say you bought a bike, sit down at the kitchen table, and ask what's for dinner.

Where's the like button...

 

[shed]

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i always thought a like button would be good on forums

 

[mattr]

My missus just rolls her eyes when i bring new toys home.


That reminds me, must get that new motor ordered for the 8th scale......

 

[widowmaker]

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I'll just walk in straight through the front of the house, bold as brass the bike dripping with oil on the beige carpet, say to my Wife - I EARN IT SO I SPEND IT - ALRIGHT LOVE

Then tell her to clean the oil off the carpet

 

[troje]

Keep it in the car for a few days, then go for a really early Sunday morning bike trip and use the opportunity you're the only one awake to get the bike in.

 

[shed]

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keyboard warrior
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[BerthaPog]

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I'll just walk in straight through the front of the house, bold as brass the bike dripping with oil on the beige carpet, say to my Wife - I EARN IT SO I SPEND IT - ALRIGHT LOVE

Then tell her to clean the oil off the carpet

Does that explain your username?

 

[dalecooper]

Any movies available of you trying to sneak the bike in?? Would love to see those! :facepalm:

 

[logdaddy]

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Sneak as many as you want past while she's drying her hair, my experience suggests you could route the TdF peleton through un-noticed at that point.....

 

[widowmaker]

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Sneak as many as you want past while she's drying her hair, my experience suggests you could route the TdF peleton through un-noticed at that point.....