Hello, my name is Jeremy Corbyn

[Retro Spud]

Jeremy, I have a sore left foot, what can you do for it?

Mark, from Pefkos, Rhodes

Mark

His private secretary contacted me another matter and asked me to pass on this message

"if you feet are sore, stop walking immediately and call your chauffeur and take the Jaguar instead ....if your concerned about what others might think, there's still two left over from the John Prescott era

 

[KDM]

Jeremy

You have been in politics now on and off as a mp since 1983 and are famous for being one of the few people defying party orders more than 500 times. So when someone said, hey Jeremy, try not only the front bench but the big chair, why did you think party loyalty was suddenly important?

 

[Mike Muz]

Jeremy, I have a sore left foot, what can you do for it?

Mark, from Pefkos, Rhodes

Quite frankly, I have enough on my plate deciding how to persuade the general population about how right I am, in my view that everyone should be treated respectfully in the workplace, and life in general.

Try adjusting your shoeplates

JC

 

[Mike Muz]

Jeremy

You have been in politics now on and off as a mp since 1983 and are famous for being one of the few people defying party orders more than 500 times. So when someone said, hey Jeremy, try not only the front bench but the big chair, why did you think party loyalty was suddenly important?

Is it not loyal to have worked in the same party for so long? Remember, I was voted in to ' the big chair ' I didn't take it at gunpoint.
I believe the PLP will once again line up behind me when I retain leadership, so we can once again be in opposition.
Effectively or otherwise.

 

[KDM]

Re:

Jeremy, am I on your hit list

 

[secret_squirrel]

Re:

Jeremy - can you confirm that capitalist running dogs like KDM will be first against the wall when your revolution comes?

 

[The History Man]

Re:

http://www.jeremyforlabour.com/energy

 

[Mike Muz]

Re: Re:

http://www.jeremyforlabour.com/energy

Thank you,

As you can see, I have a lot of very positive ideas of how to make this country a fair and pleasant land.

Even if I can't tell you how I'm going to do it

As i don't know.

But then, as opposition leader, i don't need to know how, do i!

 

[legrandefromage]

Hi again Jeremy, the sore foot is better after a few days on the beach. But now, it's a bit hot here what can you do for me?

Mark, from Pefkos, Rhodes

 

[Mike Muz]

Re:

Cold shower. With a sock in your arse. Then you may stop talking out of it.

Good day