Good name for a bike?

[development_cycle]

Breakfast pasties rock. I'd like to experience a cheeseburger pie, though.

As for brands, I fancy Generic as a brand name, with models called things like Hardtail, Singlespeed, 29er, Saddle, Handlebar and so on

Come on Mike, a man with such creativity

I think Pace already beat you to the stembar name though, what's it called again? Oh yeah, stembar :shock:

 

[Bowie]

Mate of mine had a Kaffenbak a few years ago, dunno whether theyre still made

 

[legrandefromage]

Satsuma road shagger. Circa Viz 1992

 

[Guy With a Ritchey]

How about bike brand= domination
Model name= trail destroyer xt comp

 

[incorrigible]

Names I'd give to a Mountain Bike? Oh, I've got a bunch of 'em:

Dog names like:
Champ
Fido
Hero
Buddy
Stinky
Chunks
Ol' Bullet
Ol' Blue
Ol' Yeller

Also:
Ol' Betsy (cow)
Silver (Lone Ranger's horse)
Scout (Tonto's horse)
Trigger (Roy Roger's horse)
Excalibur (.....y'know.....)
Christine (Possessed 1958 Chrysler)
Red Barchetta (Ferrari, also an awesome song by RUSH)
Little Red Corvette (Prince.....Hey, shut-up! It's a cool song!)
The X1 (PW's ride; only the coolest bike from the coolest movie EVER)
Dottie (same movie )
Anna Nicole Smith, the LIVE version (c'mon, who's with me on this?)
Millenium Falcon (Star Wars)
My Precious (Lord of the Rings)
The Tiger (Jefferson Airplane)
Stone Free (Hendrix; Hey, listen to it before you judge)
Rosebud (Citizen Kane)
South Lake Union Trolley (google it)

Colors:
Crimson King (King Crimson)
Chartreuse Goose (OK, I just now made that one up, sorry. )
Pink Panther (it takes a manly man to ride a pink bike)
Silver (already mentioned that one)
Ol' Yeller (yellow, same as above)
Panama Red (Pure Prairie League; not that I would EVER...um...whatever do you mean? *ahem!* ...moving along now...)
Columbian Gold (what? I don't know...sh!)
Soylent Green (yuck!)
Mellow Yellow (Donovan; what a weirdo)
Agent Orange
Red Fish, Blue Fish (Dr. Seuss; thinking of powdercoating an old Fisher Montare blue and making "Blue Fish" decals)
Purple Haze (Hendrix)
White Lightning (XXX)
Black Magic
Black Beauty (Green Hornet)
Hey! Green Hornet! What a great name!
Brownout (best name I could think of for that color)

Other names:
Santa's Reindeer? (Donner, Blitzen, Comet. etc.)
Walt Disney's 7 Dwarves? (Grumpy, Dopey, Happy, etc)
The Kardashian sisters? (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé)
The Brady sisters? (Cindy, Jan, and Marcia Marcia Marcia!) (...thinking back to my adolescence) (OK, I think that one just got me in trouble)

Uh-oh! I think I hear the psycho ward henchmen trying to kick down my door as I type this.

OK, if anyone catches you reading this, just whistle and act normal :roll:

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

Company name:
Horses of the Apocalypse ( HOP for short)

Models:
-Conquest (all out xc racer) (only comes in white)
-War (all out DH racer) (only comes in red)
-Famine (all out Road bike) (only comes in black)
-Death (all out urban fixie, no brakes, hipster special) (only comes in pale, but with buyer customized tats airbrushed under a clear coat)

Company Logo (some work left to be done):

what?
:|

 

[Unclejack]

Micks Monkey sp*nk moped..?

The Angus. top tube to have fret graphics on it. actually that is a cool idea. Short trouser whilst riding would of course be obligatory. I sense an O.C.C stylee themed build coming on...

 

[Guy With a Ritchey]

Specialized has Stumpjumper, Rockhopper, Hardrock.
they need a new model.......how 'bout Logpouncer?.......or Boulderleaper?