Good name for a bike?

[Unclejack]

as I now ride a Rock Lobster, inspired apparently by the B52’s song of the same name, it got me thinking. If you were ever to name a bike, what would you call it?

I’ll kick off with these suggestions. - I’d quite like a fruit juice inspired “Um Bongo” and in a Dave Yates style, I’d like one called the “ dur TBH” ( dur-tee-bee-aitch).

What about you?

 

[isitafox]

Not sure on a brand name but I'm pretty sure the models would be Keith, Malcolm, Ken, Brian and the top model would have to be the Barry.

 

[Kitmech]

A buddy of mine who's on here and will remain anonymous for the time being, always thought that "RAMPANT COCK" would be a good name and the head tube badge would be an angry cockrel wearing boxing gloves!

 

[FMJ]

A buddy of mine who's on here and will remain anonymous for the time being, always thought that "RAMPANT COCK" would be a good name and the head tube badge would be an angry cockrel wearing boxing gloves!

Al J. beat him to the punch, sort of.

 

[Kitmech]

A buddy of mine who's on here and will remain anonymous for the time being, always thought that "RAMPANT COCK" would be a good name and the head tube badge would be an angry cockrel wearing boxing gloves!

Al J. beat him to the punch, sort of.

 

[poweredbypies]

I have an excellent name for a bike company and a few ides for the bikes................................... but Im keeping schtum till my numbers come in and i can set it up.

 

[jax13]

I have an excellent name for a bike company and a few ides for the bikes................................... but Im keeping schtum till my numbers come in and i can set it up.

is the company is called 'pie' by any chance? simple fillings would make serviceable model names! anyone fancy riding a meat & potato pie at mayhem this year?!

 

[poweredbypies]

Alas no, cant come up with a good logo for pbp.

 

[jax13]

Alas no, cant come up with a good logo for pbp.

surely one of melton mowbrays finest, on wheels and with a trail of flames from the rear wheel 'back to the future style' is the obvious choice!

 

[poweredbypies]

melton mowbrays mmmmmmmm thats pie porn