Going to be ill

[rojo]

Got my mates stag du Saturday , looking forward to the paintball in the morning. But not looking forward to the Sunday , because we are going out Saturday night, and I have been on a diet for over a month drinking just water. So going to hit me drinking booze and be throwing up on the Sunday. I am tempted not to drink and booze, but then I will be called a party pooper.

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

Drink 1 beer than 1 water then 1 beer 1 water and 1 shot then 1 water etc. and carry on all night like this, either that or HTFU and get on with it !!!

 

[JohnH]

I am tempted not to drink and booze, but then I will be called a party pooper.

Plan A: Think of an excuse for not drinking and stick to it, e.g. "I'm on medication at the moment, and the doctor's told me that if I mix it with booze, I'll end up in hospital".
Plan B: Ask the barman to give you a pint of shandy made with alcohol-free lager (e.g. Beck's blue label or Kaliber). The lemonade will make it taste okay (0% lager is not good on its own) and the pint glass will make you look like you're drinking the same stuff as everybody else (no labels to give the game away).
Plan C: Ask the barman to give you a pint of shandy made with Heineken. That will effectively halve the alcohol-by-volume percentage from 3.5% to 1.75%.
Plan D: Order a pint of orange juice and soda water. Tell anyone who comments on this to mind their own f**king business. :twisted: