I would really really love this frame! If you karma-ed it to me I would pay too much for delivery and have several awkward conversations with my wife after I had it delivered without telling her I'd be starting yet another project. I would then spend far too much precious money buying bits from eBay, then decide the week after that they're not really right after all. I would then re-sell them at a loss or simply put them in a cardboard box with all the other bits that have gone the same way.
Meanwhile, the frame would sit around in the spare room, making me feel guilty and/or frustrated every time I thought about it. Reading other people's build threads would fill me with resentment for people that can actually finish things. It would probably spend three years gathering dust, forlorn and unloved, until finally I sold it for a pittance or gave it to some other poor sap.
Beg, grovel, etc.
