For the taller than tall gent...

[jimo746]

Isn’t that a road frame?

Maybe for the "high" road.

It has cantilever/v brake mounts :?

 

[dyna-ti]

Hammerite over cottage cheese?

A fair description of my Cove.
I was suckered in by the 'Professionally painted', only to find they'd rattle can painted over the top of that :facepalm: