Film phrases and one liners that are cool

[Neil]

some of my favourite one liners have to be from 'snatch'

bricktop is awesome!

examples:-

pull your tongue out of my arsehole gary! dogs do that! you're not a dog are you gary?
oh f*** me your lady friend got a voice?!
i don't care if he's muhammed i am hard bruce lee!
you stop me again while i'm walking and i'll cut your f***** jacobs off!
you're on thin f***** ice my pedigree chums!
do you know what nemesis means?


Tommy and Turkish:-

who took the jam out of your donut? you took the f***** jam outta my donut tommy, you did!

what brings you two here? run out of pants to sniff?

bullet tooth tony:-

a pint of the black stuff landlord

(avi- so what should i call you? bullet? tooth?) you can call me susan if it makes you happy!

Avi:-

shut up and sit down you big bald f***!!! (this is currently my ringtone!!)



and the best one that everyone knows!!!

I f***** hate pikeys!!!!

+ 1 ..WHAT A FILM "do yer like dags" superb..i have a German buddy..he says even translated into German this is still such a funny film.

Ernie

Practically every character's dialogue is epic.

 

[Ernie]

Could this stretch to tv programmes... inbetweeners ...i rest my case..

Dont want "the guvnor" to lock/ban me

Ernie

 

[dbmtb]

I don't think it should, or I'll be spamming it with the entire IT Crowd script.

 

[computerbitz]

I don't think it should, or I'll be spamming it with the entire IT Crowd script.

IT Crowd class but i am sure my avatar gives a hint of that

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'

or

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of ... no, that's too formal.


Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqQ6Z-HmAqY

 

[cyfa2809]

IT Crowd class but i am sure my avatar gives a hint of that

oh i thought you were richard ayoade :?

your good in the might boosh too

 

[azaro]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee'
at will to old ladies.

etc , that whole film is one long quote

" I thiught we were an autonomous collective."

"You're fooling youself!"

etc, etc

Correct - the whole film is a hilarious string of quotes.

 

[jamabikes]

i was in Baghdad before you were in ya dads bag

 

[The Ken]

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

 

[David B]

I don't think it should, or I'll be spamming it with the entire IT Crowd script.

And I'd probably be doing likewise with Peep Show and Black Books....

David

 

[Lysander]

Don't you dare use that word as a verb in my shop!!!