Excuses for a Sickie , HELP!!!

[Tad]

Get yourself some sulphur tabs from the chemists (very good for the blood) their downside is that they make your farts smell like death and they make you fart lots. Pop some of them, then follow the previously suggested trips to the loo, make a suitable audio track to accompany then use the bottom problem excuse the next day. Perfect.

 

[daj]

hmmm id be more concerned that they dont read this?!? :shock:

 

[KeepItSteel]

you reaslise that theres no chance they will believe you after your initial enquiry?..

if you plan to carry on regardless, say youve found a 'lump', and are off to the GP.
I actually feel shame writing that, let alone using it.

 

[Russell]

you reaslise that theres no chance they will believe you after your initial enquiry?

Quite. If a member of my staff asked me for time off and was told no, but then called in sick on the day they had asked about, they'd be straight into the office for a disciplinary.

Shot yourself in the foot by being so honest in the first place I'm afraid.

 

[lumos2000]

my most recent was the cat is having kittens, my fave is i got trapped under the duvet. once i managed to convice my boss he actulay gave me the day off

 

[Piperdave]

What ever you do, a) make it go into Monday as well, and b) DON'T hurt yourself on the ride......

Dave

 

[The Ken]

You could just say you came off the bike and hurt yourself on the friday night, it's likely to happen on the saturday so it won't be like you don't have proof scabs

 

[Bullpup]

I think you are fubared because you were honest. However your best bet might be to to actually be physically sick while still at work...

 

[cornholio's RC200]

Have a "colourful" breakfast, drink some salt water then walk into the bosses' office. Paint it all the aforementioned colour. Job's a good'un

 

[s_zigmond]

and while doing all of the above, just hope your boss isnt aware of this site!!!