Ebay feedbacks that made you laugh out loud

[GoldenEraMTB]

So I was checking on a few sellers' feedbacks tonight, and came across one that made me laugh out loud, waking my wife. I thought to myself I must not be the only one.

No names and nothing personal; just funny quotes, or quotes you found funny in your sleep deprived nights searching ebay.

*disclaimer: if one of these were left for you, nothing personal, as I'm sure it wasn't funny when left for you. Don't say anything, and no one has to know it was you.

I'll get it started:

neutral- EC70 stem is O.K. but was packaged in GARBAGE & shipped in HAMBURGER HELPER BOX

 

[WD Pro]

I bought an alternator off a woman in the states and she commented I was 'good looking' ?

WD

 

[alanf]

one of my best ones is

pays quicker than Rooney in a brothel !!!!


item finished at 3am and I wanted it so I stayed up :shock: paid for it the instant the item was over, which impressed the seller

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

 

[EarlofBarnet]

Fairly good feedback thread: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.d ... tryork5ifp

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

Fairly good feedback thread: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.d ... tryork5ifp

I see

 

[EarlofBarnet]

I like how some of them have been removed by eBay. All good stuff

 

[dyna-ti]

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

this nigga put that shit ina bag and not a box. this was rude! dont buy from him
UNLV new era snap back snapback throwback cap hat

:shock:

 

[dyna-ti]

I left this for someone tha was messing me about.

Fantastic buyer,Ultimate Comms,a King among E-bayers ,quick and Reliable

Got a nasty letter from ebay but seems they couldnt prove it was anything other than pure coincidence So it is still up.