Do you talk to your bike(s)

I wrestled mine this morning whilst trying to install the nice ritchey grips skelsie sent me. In return it sort of sprained my wrist.

Had a conversation with it of sorts, mostly 4 letter words. I then assaulted it with hairspray.

Does this count?
 
Do you talk to your bike(s)

I bet you kiss prostitutes too :lol:

I think any kind of personal attachment was lost long ago . They're just "things" to me . The bikes , not the prostitutes :lol: although I bet LGFs Zaskar has more soul and less use than some of them .
 
MartinYorkshire":1l2vlzk6 said:
I wrestled mine this morning whilst trying to install the nice ritchey grips skelsie sent me. In return it sort of sprained my wrist.

Had a conversation with it of sorts, mostly 4 letter words. I then assaulted it with hairspray.

Does this count?

Yes :lol: :lol: been their many times :roll: :lol:
 
Think the people in my life would be pretty pissed if I spoke to the bike since I don't speak to any of them very often..

Talk to me dogs though.
 
I swear at them and threaten them with a hammer or the idea of the scrap heap when they misbehave..............does that count :?
 
velomaniac":mx15awkn said:
I swear at them and threaten them with a hammer or the idea of the scrap heap when they misbehave..............does that count :?

Most certainly. Say it to many times. (Not just at the bike) If i don't say it i'm thinking it
 
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