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cyfa2809":3054mhx5 said:
marin man":3054mhx5 said:
Waitrose is a nice middle class supermarket cyfa......bit different from iceland mate :lol: :lol:

pfft we go sainsburys!


yeah i have met you, your a decent chap :wink: i do find asda to be riddled with rude people, maybe its because it has no sense in the layout

people get lost then angry
what did the mrs say?

asda in yarmouth is generally full of fat single mothers with trolleys full of pizza etc....we dont go in there :x :lol:

sainsburys rules cyfa.... :lol: :lol:
 
hey like it buddy .. dont get mad, get even
so did you confess afterwards to mrs ernie? what did she say?

on a side note, everyone thinks its only the yoof of today who have bad manners. Many do, but one wonders where they learnt it.
 
Classic!

If I was the old bloke I might turn to the wife, box of prophylactics in hand, and say, "Do we really need another box, it isn't our turn to host Swingers Night until June. We have loads left from last time, seems no one really worries about bareback at our age!"

I once nipped in with the wife to the Co op in my home town and we only needed a few things.

As the bottle of Morangie, cucumber and large container of Vaseline moved down the checkout conveyor, the staff began sniggering.

Noting this I loudly exclaimed, "We are having a party."
 
pigman":elfhlm8f said:
on a side note, everyone thinks its only the yoof of today who have bad manners. Many do, but one wonders where they learnt it.

so true man, yesterday a driver was ignoring the traffic on the main road as she came on via the slip road, I beeped her once to let her know she was going to hit me, and she immediately fingered me!

Looked about seventy.
 
pigman":2si8gbsc said:
hey like it buddy .. dont get mad, get even
so did you confess afterwards to mrs ernie? what did she say?

on a side note, everyone thinks its only the yoof of today who have bad manners. Many do, but one wonders where they learnt it.
.. she gave me that "teacher looking over the glasses at you type look" its your own time you are wasting look ...then bursts in fits of laughter :lol:
 
Buying cooked meat in Sainsburys.Young girl[18/19] alone behind the counter.
I ask for salami to be sliced and with the straightest face and a dead pan voice i ask her to pull back the skin for me :shock: :shock:

Keeping straight was a monumental effort :lol: :lol:
 
:lol: :lol:

I found a carrot that looked like a pair of legs with a thingy....in the middle....I took it to customer services and asked if it was normal.....the girl looked me straight in the eye and said..."maybe it is for you" :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
marin man":3pvqzpze said:
:lol: :lol:

I found a carrot that looked like a pair of legs with a thingy....in the middle....I took it to customer services and asked if it was normal.....the girl looked me straight in the eye and said..."maybe it is for you" :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:
 
ernie":3p1ke3z0 said:
This morning me and Mrs Ernie were doing a "part family shop" at Asda today. When our trolley collided with a "fellow" Asda shopper, a gent in his 60's together with his good lady. Some verbal was mumbled "should look were you are fu2king going". At this point my jaw dropped.. a slight pause by myself and Mrs Ernie, I was about to suitably adivse the elderly gentlemen to his conduct, when Mrs Ernie/chancellor/firmly put her hand on my arm and said"let it go" with that knowing look{come on lads we know that look when the leader of the oppsition looks that way :lol: }. So i did, so we were down the "chemists isle" medicines, "ladies items" if you get my drift.Still feeling aggrieved to the "oldboys" comments i saw my chance..I picked up a selection..party pack..texturtes and flavours of Durex..i thought i am going to have some fun here :D i surveyed the area..saw the "offender"..walked over to his trolley..in they went.

About 20 mins later..and 4 check out lanes too my right i could see the "offender" loading their weekly shopping on to the conveyer belt. The cashier was a young girl of about 17/18 years. I spotted my "plant"..next thing a comotion was going on at that till...i will let you all work that one out. :wink:

Manners cost nothing..sorry and a smile goes along way to diffusing an incident

Ernie :wink:

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David
 
highlandsflyer":10koj4pc said:
pigman":10koj4pc said:
on a side note, everyone thinks its only the yoof of today who have bad manners. Many do, but one wonders where they learnt it.

so true man, yesterday a driver was ignoring the traffic on the main road as she came on via the slip road, I beeped her once to let her know she was going to hit me, and she immediately fingered me!

Looked about seventy.

You got fingered by a seventy year old woman?
 
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