This morning me and Mrs Ernie were doing a "part family shop" at Asda today. When our trolley collided with a "fellow" Asda shopper, a gent in his 60's together with his good lady. Some verbal was mumbled "should look were you are fu2king going". At this point my jaw dropped.. a slight pause by myself and Mrs Ernie, I was about to suitably adivse the elderly gentlemen to his conduct, when Mrs Ernie/chancellor/firmly put her hand on my arm and said"let it go" with that knowing look{come on lads we know that look when the leader of the oppsition looks that way 
}. So i did, so we were down the "chemists isle" medicines, "ladies items" if you get my drift.Still feeling aggrieved to the "oldboys" comments i saw my chance..I picked up a selection..party pack..texturtes and flavours of Durex..i thought i am going to have some fun here 
i surveyed the area..saw the "offender"..walked over to his trolley..in they went.
About 20 mins later..and 4 check out lanes too my right i could see the "offender" loading their weekly shopping on to the conveyer belt. The cashier was a young girl of about 17/18 years. I spotted my "plant"..next thing a comotion was going on at that till...i will let you all work that one out.
Manners cost nothing..sorry and a smile goes along way to diffusing an incident
Ernie
}. So i did, so we were down the "chemists isle" medicines, "ladies items" if you get my drift.Still feeling aggrieved to the "oldboys" comments i saw my chance..I picked up a selection..party pack..texturtes and flavours of Durex..i thought i am going to have some fun here i surveyed the area..saw the "offender"..walked over to his trolley..in they went.About 20 mins later..and 4 check out lanes too my right i could see the "offender" loading their weekly shopping on to the conveyer belt. The cashier was a young girl of about 17/18 years. I spotted my "plant"..next thing a comotion was going on at that till...i will let you all work that one out.
Manners cost nothing..sorry and a smile goes along way to diffusing an incident
Ernie
Nice reaction there, he he
