BoyBurning":1i3st2k8 said:
Not a problem, I have myxomatosis for that...
Warning! The following ends with a very bad pun...
A very wealthy rabbit is driving his Ferarri down a main road. Feeling a bit hungry he sees a sign advertinsing a pub that serves bar snacks. Pulling over he goes into the pub and asks the barman what the food is.
"Well," says the barman, "We serve special tasted Baugettes called toasties. We do ham, cheese and bacon & tomato toasties and they are very popular."
"Mmm, I'll try a cheese one and I'll have half a best with it please," says the rabbit.
It goes down very well and although filling the rabbit decided on another, "Could I try the ham please? A single malt to chase it down too my good man."
The rabbit is feeling full but cannot resist. "Go on then, the bacon one as well to complete the set. Just a carrot juice as I'm driving."
The rabbit then leaves seemingly happy. He is found dead on the carpark and one of the locals says that night, "That rabbit was found dead then."
"yes," replied the barman, "Well I think he was mixing-ma-toasties!"