Clumsy? *WARNING* Stories of Idiocy

[trickylad]

I was born in '75 and I can't help but notice in the last few years I developed quite an extraordinary ability to be clumsy.

The symptoms?

1) adroit at hurting myself needlessly. E.g. Broken toe dropping a tin can on my foot

2) always and I mean always breaking stuff randomly. Double glazing window locks, prams, light switches

What's going on? As the years progress does the human body just get a bit bl**dy useless at normal stuff?

Any other fellow sufferers out there?

I despair if this is what it comes to

:?

 

[IDB1]

I have what I can only describe as tourrettes of the hands due to pinched radial ulnar nerves in both elbows. . .

 

[marin man]

No clumsiness but I did lose my hammer for about ten days and then my wife found it in the vegetable draw,she said what is the hammer doing in the vegetable draw,I said not sure but it is the tastiest thing in there

 

[Tad]

Re: Clumsy?

1) adroit at hurting myself needlessly. E.g. Broken toe dropping a tin can on my foot

Can I join the clumsy idiot club too? I broke the big toe on my right foot shaving, dropped a new can of shaving gel on it, it landed edge first right on the joint. It did smart somewhat and I may have said a rude word or two.

 

[trickylad]

No clumsiness but I did lose my hammer for about ten days and then my wife found it in the vegetable draw,she said what is the hammer doing in the vegetable draw,I said not sure but it is the tastiest thing in there

This is a clumsy thread not senility. I'm no doctor but that's a classic case, but you'll probably have misplaced your laptop by now

 

[marin man]

It is official Shaving is dangerous I will now commence to grow a beard

 

[Lysander]

My Brother in Law has the clumsy gene too...........I keep looking for cube of titanium to see how long it would take him to break it

 

[trickylad]

It is official Shaving is dangerous I will now commence to grow a beard

I stand corrected

 

[trickylad]

Re: Clumsy?

1) adroit at hurting myself needlessly. E.g. Broken toe dropping a tin can on my foot

Can I join the clumsy idiot club too? I broke the big toe on my right foot shaving, dropped a new can of shaving gel on it, it landed edge first right on the joint. It did smart somewhat and I may have said a rude word or two.

I cooked lasagne tonight and burnt my foot, MY FOOT, with béchamel sauce. What a d*pstick

 

[marin man]

......................I was going to type something.................no good forgot