Clumsy? *WARNING* Stories of Idiocy

[marin man]

I tripped on the henry hoover hose and fell down seven steps at work and fractured my ankle and broke two toes...was running away from my wife who was going to throw some water on me,so her fault really

 

[FMJ]

My Brother in Law has the clumsy gene too...........I keep looking for cube of titanium to see how long it would take him to break it

I checked my stock. Sorry, no cubes. He can have a go at these if you'd like (although I suppose I could cut a 2"x2"x2" cube off the bar stock).

On a serious note, I really should sell them off for more bike parts. And to stay on topic, I've done the jar---> toe thing too.

 

[Lysander]

.........hit by an ambulance......

Top marks for efficiency on that one

 

[gibbleking]

ps at least i have a great scar on the ankle and hole scars where they did the surgary....oh i also have a scar on my right leg where a 55 campy or chainring removed a load of skin once....

 

[gibbleking]

did some one say cubes.........

 

[rosstheboss]

When I was younger we were on holiday at Ladram Bay in Devon in a caravan. As the young little scamp I was I insisted on having the top bunk with my sister below. I can't remember what we did that day but I remember going to bed happy in the knowledge I was on holiday and had bagged the top bunk.

Then at about 4am, I felt a twitch. Assuming I needed to fart I pushed a little . It became almost instantly clear that I didn't need to fart, I needed to get to the loo about 5 seconds previously.

So I did what anyone of us would have down - I jumped out of bed in an attempt to get to the loo in time.

I say attempt as they were a couple of problems with my plan.

1. In my panic I'd forgotten I was on the top bunk.
2. In my panic I'd forgotten I was in a sleeping bag.

I ended up bouncing off the caravan wall, bouncing my head off my sisters bunk and the the coup de grace?

I shat myself on impact.

In a sleeping bag

At 4am in the morning

In a caravan

With diarrhea

Those were the days!

 

[gibbleking]

i cant top that....

 

[trickylad]

Remember those eccentric toilets they had in France in the 80's? You know, the shorts off - stand- point - shoot ones?

Wait a second.

I'm going to go to Bed and think about whether i should post this in a public forum.

:roll:

 

[trickylad]

Oh a since i started this post?

Broken the lounge dimmer switch.

I kid you not

Cursed

 

[legrandefromage]

Theres the infamous 'nearly-chopping-a-thumb-off-and-posting-on-the-forum-before-even-going-to-A&E' post