Retro Cat
Senior Retro Guru
Out driving in the pouring rain this morning to pick up a bookcase came across three bike clots (I did give them plenty of room mind)
Bike clot 1
Cycling along a busy B road with both V-Brakes disconnected. 'Never mind - the back of a car will slow me down a treat'. The bike was quite posh but also had a flat tyre. I don't think he could see the contempt on driver's faces as his hood was tightly done up eliminating 90% of his peripheral vision.
Bike clot 2
Being caught out in the rain cycling in a suit could happen to anyone but taking off your front light and waving it behind you to help other road users see you should be a criminal offence.
Bike clot 3
Just ahead of bike clot 2 - peddling with heels in too low a gear squashing his testicles each pedal stroke. Also his helmet wasn't done up but his dapper suit saved any sartorial blushes.
I sometimes think if you venture out on a bike you need a license if not an IQ test - certainly the above three behaved as if they could've been out-thought by a glass of water :roll:
Bike clot 1
Cycling along a busy B road with both V-Brakes disconnected. 'Never mind - the back of a car will slow me down a treat'. The bike was quite posh but also had a flat tyre. I don't think he could see the contempt on driver's faces as his hood was tightly done up eliminating 90% of his peripheral vision.
Bike clot 2
Being caught out in the rain cycling in a suit could happen to anyone but taking off your front light and waving it behind you to help other road users see you should be a criminal offence.
Bike clot 3
Just ahead of bike clot 2 - peddling with heels in too low a gear squashing his testicles each pedal stroke. Also his helmet wasn't done up but his dapper suit saved any sartorial blushes.
I sometimes think if you venture out on a bike you need a license if not an IQ test - certainly the above three behaved as if they could've been out-thought by a glass of water :roll: