Choices choices choices.

[The History Man]

I am attending an event tomorrow at Oliver’s Mount to commemorate one of my heroes, the late great Barry Sheene. As the weather is set to inclement in parts, I have to chose suitable attire and protection. I shall be arriving via motorcycle so will be adorned with the latest breathable fabrics rather than my usual tweed ensemble. But which item to accompany, given the predicted precipitation?

I fear the centre item may cause swooning for those of a delicate and vintage disposition, despite it being my preferred option.