Chip barm cake!

[al]

A man goes into a fish and chip shop with a salmon under his arm.

He asks 'Do you sell fish cakes here?'

'No' was the reply.

'Shame, it's his birthday.'



al.

 

[saltyman]

:| :facepalm:

 

[tintin40]

 

[unkleGsif]

Bob Monkhouse is very much alive, living in Penzance, and scrapping the tarmac up in old Vdubs....

G

 

[highlandsflyer]

Face palm perhaps, but I will be using that joke on the kids later!

Is the 'Mancunian' barm (just like any other bread roll used by every other nation on the planet for several thousand years to make chip rolls) free of bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

Yes?

Good. I'll take two then, and a bottle of Cream Soda.

 

[al]

Face palm perhaps, but I will be using that joke on the kids later!

Is the 'Mancunian' barm (just like any other bread roll used by every other nation on the planet for several thousand years to make chip rolls) free of bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

Yes?

Good. I'll take two then, and a bottle of Cream Soda.

A Barm or Barmcake is a large round flatish soft white roll that one stuffs with chips and tastes even better when the chips are coated in thick chippy gravy.

I miss chips n gravy me!!

al.

 

[cyfa2809]

Nice one!

Keep em coming, you joker.

 

[highlandsflyer]

Face palm perhaps, but I will be using that joke on the kids later!

Is the 'Mancunian' barm (just like any other bread roll used by every other nation on the planet for several thousand years to make chip rolls) free of bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

Yes?

Good. I'll take two then, and a bottle of Cream Soda.

A Barm or Barmcake is a large round flatish soft white roll that one stuffs with chips and tastes even better when the chips are coated in thick chippy gravy.

I miss chips n gravy me!!

al.

I used to get mine in the chippy on Fitzwarren Street, Salford. My ex misses scraps and gravy. I miss the 60p pint of Guinness.

 

[rosstheboss]

Face palm perhaps, but I will be using that joke on the kids later!

Is the 'Mancunian' barm (just like any other bread roll used by every other nation on the planet for several thousand years to make chip rolls) free of bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

Yes?

Good. I'll take two then, and a bottle of Cream Soda.

A Barm or Barmcake is a large round flatish soft white roll that one stuffs with chips and tastes even better when the chips are coated in thick chippy gravy.

I miss chips n gravy me!!

al.

F*ck the single european currency, more importantly we need to, as a nation, standardise our bread based, bacon holding, bun shaped thing. Barms, cobs, teacakes (if you're in Chorley you weirdos)baps,buns.... the list goes on.... I JUST SOME BREAD TYPE STUFF TO STOP MYSELF EATING MY FINGERS!!!

 

[rosstheboss]

P.s. I like wine