Chav Mountain Bikers

[MartinYorkshire]

Why is it that every single chav you see on a mountain bike peddles around in a very low gear, legs going 10 to the dozen?

Is there any sort of rational explanation for this, perhaps an additive to smart price oven chips?

 

[Tallpaul]

They're not mountain bikers. They are simply people on a bike. As for what they're doing, why are you concerned?

 

[Lysander]

Yes, yes there is...........I'll try not to use too much medical or sociological jargon:

They're fecking ar*eh*les.

 

[legrandefromage]

You often see them queuing up waiting for the next band wagon.

 

[IDB1]

In which case they'd be unlikely to have any gears on their bikes?

 

[stewlewis]

Pedals no further forward than the arch of the foot, knees splayed out like a frog. It's just a lack of education.

 

[IDB1]

would that also include seat height lower than the aforementioned knees??

 

[Andy B]

Too lazy to change gear or raise the saddle, not that they would know how to or actually even own a spanner to raise the saddle

Although they can wheelie any bike for miles, they do get a lot of time to practice, lazy jobless doley scum.

Did I mention that they're lazy doley scum?...

 

[fagin]

peddles around in a very low gear, legs going 10 to the dozen?

I resent that - I pedal in fairly low gears as I am quite old and have f***** knees. Prefer spinning to straining. My natural cadence is high, cycling or running.

But as for the frog legs bit - pleanty come past my office - except for the women - they are tubby, smoking and generally pushing a few kids in pushchairs. And did I say pregnant.

 

[beagle]

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