A friend of mine who is the most placid man you could ever imagine and is sixty three years old,was arrested today for going into his exwifes house which she conned him out of and trying to take his family photo album away,she refused just to be a cow and he tried to take it and then got nicked..............when he was in his cell he was given an "allday breakfast" which he promptly threw at the wall and said "bring me a f...ing steak" so they held him for longer than usual :roll:
When I asked him why he did that he said "I have seen the bill"