Carlos Santana

[Hotwheels.]

The inventor of the door knocker should win a no-bell prize.

 

[Hotwheels.]

I for one like Roman numerals.

 

[Hotwheels.]

I looked up opaque, the definition wasn’t very clear.

 

[Hotwheels.]

To the thief who stole my anti-depressants, I hope you’re happy.

 

[KermitGKona88]

@Hotwheels. Channeling your inner Stewart Francis?

 

[Hotwheels.]

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orangeade but it was just a Fanta sea.

 

[The History Man]

I see David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford and been given a shirt number.

The manager said,

'Wear four out there Romeo'.

 

[The History Man]

Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion for public offence.



I hope he gets a tough sentence.

 

[The History Man]

What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver?











Toot and come in.

 

[The History Man]

One bus takes 35 cars off the road.




Personally I think it depends on how aggressive the driver is.