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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints.
Follow the fresh prints.
Carlos Santana
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I think it's ridiculous that people are letting off fireworks in September, my dog was so scared knocked over the Christmas tree
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It’s been a while so……
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"
Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......
I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"
Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......
I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."
2manyoranges
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Blimey HM - always amusing when it takes half a page to get to
a well signalled pun…like the Galaxy Song…and of course the brilliant scene in A Night at the Opera …. Chico Marx… ‘…you canna fool me…there isa no sanity clause….’
a well signalled pun…like the Galaxy Song…and of course the brilliant scene in A Night at the Opera …. Chico Marx… ‘…you canna fool me…there isa no sanity clause….’
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I have genuinely just bought this. And before I paid I asked the seller if it was really free.
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One is enough.
He didn’t reply funnily enough.
He didn’t reply funnily enough.
2manyoranges
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THM
did he reply but not sufficienly humorously
or
amusing enough, he did not reply
(credit...Lynne Truss)
did he reply but not sufficienly humorously
or
amusing enough, he did not reply
(credit...Lynne Truss)
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You. Decide.
