caption competition.

[lewis1641]

this isnt me by the way. well actually it is my hand...

 

[xerxes]

You won't recognise your bike once our highly trained mechanics have finished with it.

 

[IDB1]

Changing a chain - the Halfords way

 

[GT-Steve]

"errr, what ya doin' man?"
"I'm sure the seatpost is stuck down this one"

 

[LQQK]

Weight weenies at work - “I’ll take this out, it doesn’t seem to do anything and should make it a bit lighter”

 

[perry]

Is that a plasma rifle on the wall ?

 

[stedlocks]

Cut, cut, cut your frame, gently down the seam...
Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily, this will make you scream....

 

[Steve Kish]

Being told by the judge to expect a custodial sentence for his crimes, Alfonso prepares himself for life in prison!

 

[REKIBorter]

I've seen it done before, you cut this bit out and join it back together using a bit of wire. I think it's called Stingshot.

 

[fingers]

'Are you sure this is how you change the top pivot????'