bunged up

[kaiser]

Try a shock pump,or a hoover. Or both. Those Henry ones are good.

 

[sylus]

Onion soup always works for me

 

[The Ken]

I'd love 3 days off - I'm normally 3 a day

 

[dyna-ti]

One big spoonful of Castor oil should sort you out ok
Or you can pick it out with a stick

 

[FMJ]

If you're going to go the Picolax route, you MUST do it during Wednesday Night Chat.

 

[FMJ]

If you're going to go the Picolax route, you MUST administer the noxious substance during Wednesday Night Chat.

 

[JohnH]

Or you can pick it out with a stick

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?







I'll get me coat...

 

[Neil]

Clearly you need picolax.

And a full report on this thread in the morning.

What this thread DOESN'T need, are "pics or it never happened" comments.

 

[weeman_mtb]

This sprang to mind (possibly not work safe).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTBToJB ... re=related

 

[The Ken]

Did you hear about the constipated Taxi driver - he didn't even get a tip.


(yes that's the best I could come up with overnight, I've put my coat on already)