Bring a GP to Australia and get $3000

[andrewl]

I thought you meant Grand Prix!

I read the headline that way too

 

[errol]

And you'd have to go to Australia - which is full of whinging 'strines.

Sorry, I don't see that being too attractive to too many doctors.

hold up ... the whinging 'strines are the poms that have moved here ...

 

[Lysander]

I bet it still isnae rainin' there at the moment............

 

[Dr S]

Do you have to be a real Doctor?? wheres my coat? see you on thursday!

Yipeeeee

 

[grahame]

And you'd have to go to Australia - which is full of whinging 'strines.

Sorry, I don't see that being too attractive to too many doctors.

hold up ... the whinging 'strines are the poms that have moved here ...

Like Warren Gatland (now), and all the rest of the Ozzie rugby union "community" around the time of the last world cup? or the whinging about the cricket? or the constant, pitiable search for validation (On my last visit to Australia, I was "greeted" by the immigration official with the questions "What do you think of Australia so far? Do you like it? Isn't it great". I mean, I'd been there 10 minutes, all of which had been inside an airport terminal almost indistinguishable from Heathrow Terminal 1)?
Or the Ausies in London who seem to be permanently wishing they were back home?

I was, however taken by the description used by the captain of a tour boat in Milford Sound - "We are about to enter the Tasman Sea. If we were to continue west for 3000km we would come to a desert island with little water, a sad, dispirited population and no rugby trophies" :twisted:

Or "New Zealanders who go to Australia raise the IQ of both countries." Former NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon :twisted: