Bloody nettles!

[dyna-ti]

Aged 4 ,fell off a log into a very large patch,wearing nowt but a pair of shorts.I think i rolled about in it,im not sure but i think my mind is blocking that little memory out

 

[marin man]

I was watching two council workers cutting the grass in our chuchyard the other day,one guy was wearing headphones and shorts and the other guy was wearing jeans,The denim clad guy used his gloved hand to pick a large bunch of nettles and crept up behind the guy with the headphones on and whipped his bare legs with the nettles :shock: The guy screamed like a girl and chased the other guy with his strimmer poised for action

 

[Lysander]

Not so funny if ye factor in that you're payin' for them to do that............

 

[marin man]

The way I see it the lazy one was in pain as punishment for his transgression (should not have been listening to music on my money)
It was like a benny hill sketch excellent