"Bike of Death"

[neuroportal]

On a humour scale of 1 to 10 about a 6.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BIKE-OF-DEATH ... 2427418978

Edit: then found it was a copy paste of this: http://neilslade.com/Papers/bikeofdeath.html

 

[legrandefromage]

Mine didnt try and kill me.

 

[bowser]

Re:

Mine neither its in the shed stripped waiting to be built
No danger there then !

 

[munkey_bwy]

i cast my gaze on it and blood is now streaming from my eyes shriveled sockets

 

[neuroportal]

Good job you can touch type, init?