Ask you anything

Winner by default. There's no shame in it. Personally I have no other bike purchases planned. Ever.


Next question: Do you play any instruments and are you any good?
 
Question from our intrepid reporter in the field. Go ahead, Mr Biz...
"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?"
 
Question from our intrepid reporter in the field. Go ahead, Mr Biz...
"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?"

Google to the rescue for me:


No I haven't but I do have a story to tell
It's about the woman who in love with I fell
This also happened in the U.S. nation
A long time ago; it involved no frustration
We met in a classroom as peeps often do
She caught my eye - fortunately I have two
It turns out we shared an apartment complex
I knocked on her door, my mind swimming with sex
No that's not true, it just happens to rhyme
Though I certainly hoped we would tango in time
She came to the door bearing laundry to wash
In the machine downstairs (you try rhyming wash)
We talked all night – I can talk quite a lot
I moved in straight away, believe it or not
Any other questions, feel free to ask
I'm ready to answer, I'm up to the task.
 
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Is it safe? The only thing safe is death, if you are safe you are already dead.

Is truth beauty and beauty truth? No.

What is the last lie you told? The you is always a lie, it is it's nature.
 

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