anyway...

[al]

I've been looking forward to my eye test for ages.

The last one I had was fantastic as the Opition lady is just goyjuss! A fantastic red head with lovely eyes and a great sense of humour.

So I walked in the optitions with a real spring in my step,already looking forward to being tested by the yummy eye lady.

What a complete crock! She's been replaced by what can only be discribed as a miserable lump of a woman, asking questions about my eyes n stuff. Sometimes life is such a disappointment.

Still, I'm booked in for an ear syringe with the lovely nurse at my Dr's practice. Things could be looking up.

al.

 

[cyfa2809]

so as long as your ill your happy!
put in a complaint?
say you want her back or you want a suitable replacement


al, so you do have weird eyes?

 

[al]

so as long as your ill your happy!
put in a complaint?
say you want her back or you want a suitable replacement


al, so you do have weird eyes?

No, I wear the binz to look much more less fick in it.

al.

 

[Lysander]

Remember too that yer well within yer rights to have a scrotal check for testicular cancer at least thrice a year.............

 

[FMJ]

What a complete crock! She's been replaced by what can only be discribed as a miserable lump of a woman, asking questions about my eyes n stuff. Sometimes life is such a disappointment.

Actually, it was the same woman. You need glasses.

 

[cyfa2809]

haha this is good!

seems your eyes detriorate quicker than you think!
or you have been drunk the past few times as when you first went she looked like this, but you have been so drunk in between you cant remember

 

[Lysander]

So you can actually get a prescription for Beer Goggles??

 

[IDB1]

 

[Lysander]

Is that a spell that changed him into David Baddiel???

 

[IDB1]

Not on its own I shouldn't think but it may have provided assistance.