Any Baconites in the house?

[Adruzzz]

I remember that thread. Still so funny, having just vouched for that by researching it again!

And I don't even eat meat, let alone bacon from a cow!

Mike

Very funny, just the type of daftness I enjoy

 

[The History Man]

Do you do lardist christening services?

 

[Adruzzz]

Re:

That can be arranged at one of the places of worship, my nearest one is the greasy spoon up the road

It consists of The Full English Breakfast and The Lard's Prayer:

Bacon prayer mats are then given out and a vow to spread the grease to all is recited

 

[The History Man]

Will you take my first born into the fold?

 

[Adruzzz]

Any Child of the Lard is welcome Brother, especially one as blessed as yours

Grease be with you

 

[Mike Muz]

Re:

That is disturbing Mr History!

 

[Adruzzz]

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