Afternoon caption competition!

[wooly pluto]

First pic - there you go, a proper RaceFace ad photo

 

[pete_mcc]

Number 1:

Early in the ride it became apparent that Jeremy had misunderstood what his friends meant by 'organic' brake pads.

Number 2:

With fuel surcharges making airplanes prohibitively expensive, Al quaeda turned to a more rad approach to aerial based, suicide terrorism.

 

[Kona Paul]

1) Damn Cannondales!

2) So this is evolution...

 

[mazdaman1980]

These were on an email doing the rounds in my office, so thought we could have a laugh coming up with some captions

First one. Mmmmmmm mmmm that tyres tastes good.

Second One: Oh, to fly like a bird dorothy, you simply must try it.

 

[sunchaser]

#1 Inflate tyre to 40lb PSaarrgghh...!!

I'll get my coat

 

[Dr S]

Pic1
Bloke in bandana to girl
" well I hear you like munching carpet so your in no position to comment love"

Pic 2
" I really hope You've Been Framed pay out coz this is gonna fuckin hur........oooof"