A giant dust pan and brush...

[al]

..is maybe what I need?

As I am the first person in the world to wake up, 03.30 each week day.

I tend to be the first to come across any randomness, drunk people, injured animals, badgers chasing foxes, loose horses, (many) injured birds, drunk people, injured people, crashed cars, fires and even once a flasher showing me her breasts! All these things and more have been found by me in the morning.

Yesterday I was Wrangling two ponies and a geet big horse back into a padock.This morning I was on the phone to the emergency services (again) as an old boy that had been on the pop was lay flat down on his face in the middle of the road bleeding heavily.

So I could do with some sort of huge dustpan on the front of my car, then I could scoop up any debris on the way to work.

al.

It's all go down here ya know.

 

[cyfa2809]

Some crazy stories you have there.

 

[poweredbypies]

Tell us more about the flasher and errrrr any pics

 

[tintin40]

Tell us more about the flasher and errrrr any pics

Beat me to it

Sounds like an interesting journey to work.

 

[al]

I must say, the young lady that pulled her top up was a high point.

Dragging people with vomit in their hair, sat in a pool of urine from the door I need to get into my work building, is a low point, (done several times)

Not only is Cornwall the shape of a Christmas stocking, and like a stocking all the nuts end up in the toe!!

al. :roll:

 

[unkleGsif]

Not only is Cornwall the shape of a Christmas stocking, and like a stocking all the nuts end up in the toe!!

al. :roll:

In leiu of your recent present that I received in the post, I am resisting all temptation to reference your emigration from Manchester

Oh shi....


G

 

[REKIBorter]

May I suggest one of these

 

[al]

Not only is Cornwall the shape of a Christmas stocking, and like a stocking all the nuts end up in the toe!!

al. :roll:

In leiu of your recent present that I received in the post, I am resisting all temptation to reference your emigration from Manchester

Oh shi....


G

You've not been here long have you?


I like it when I can pass as not mental.


al.

 

[al]

May I suggest one of these

Just the job!

Not sure the local council have enough money in the budget to have the road surface replaced each day though.

al.

 

[jm]

You do all know he is locked up between 18.00 and 08.00.Something to do with being mad and stalking not sure about the details.So don't listen to what he says.