It's definitely not us
We have nothing over £2k
Loads of bikes in the shop are dirty
We don't stock new xtr/dura-ace or di2, although there's quite a bit of pre-owned kit kicking around.
Our stock is so mental that one of our psychiatric doctor customers said it was like the inside of his head.
No epos, no marketing, no hold music, no free parking, no polo shirts, no name tags
The work diary is actually paper!
It can take me a week to answer an email.
I'm incredibly opinionated, (although my colleagues arent)
We may respond to rudeness with rudeness, although it rarely gets physical.
It's more Open all hours or Black Books than Harrods or Apple iStore, that's for sure.
Tom