scene of bloody murder?

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I hope that isn't blood!

do we call the cops?

 

[vtwinvince]

Not confidence inspiring, is it?

 

[manc_lad]

He's clearly trying to hide something in the seat tube. Very sus.

I'd go round to investigate before calling the police. Always a good idea.

 

[Siish]

@legrandefromage time to get your investigation hat on, not a million miles from you

 

[pwebb]

I am sure it is something innocent like slaughtering livestock with their bare hands - so obviously a good candidate for collection in person

 

[Suprachrgd82]

Probably an oil leak. British cars and Harley Davidson’s are always found above pools of oil….it‘s only when they stop leaking that you know they’re empty….

 

[fettler]

I think I'd be more worried about how the pedal levitates itself in that position. This could be more sinister than we think.