Iwasgoodonce
Old School Grand Master
Right. Have been preparing myself for this and events went something like this:
1. Decided that today is the day.
2. Managed to locate the hide of a freshly sacraficed oxen.
3. Stripped naked, (not pretty) and sat in a waterfall high in the mountains wrapped in the oxen skin for 12 hours.
4. Meditated for a further 12 hours.
5. Approached the bike in a zen like state of concentration.
6. Followed instructions to the letter. This was easy as my mind and soul were so clear.
7. K*&ked it up so badly you wouldn't believe it if you saw it.
8. Had a 'two year old' style tantrum.
9. Bruised toes kicking large immoveable object.
10.Rang Fred Williams Cycles and, crying a bit ask them to do it.
1. Decided that today is the day.
2. Managed to locate the hide of a freshly sacraficed oxen.
3. Stripped naked, (not pretty) and sat in a waterfall high in the mountains wrapped in the oxen skin for 12 hours.
4. Meditated for a further 12 hours.
5. Approached the bike in a zen like state of concentration.
6. Followed instructions to the letter. This was easy as my mind and soul were so clear.
7. K*&ked it up so badly you wouldn't believe it if you saw it.
8. Had a 'two year old' style tantrum.
9. Bruised toes kicking large immoveable object.
10.Rang Fred Williams Cycles and, crying a bit ask them to do it.