Your 'I've never seen Star Wars' moments

My Mrs. has never seen Star Wars, which I find really weird (especially as she laughs at the references to it in Family Guy :? :? :? )

I've never been to a football match, though I have been in a footballground

I've never been in a helicopter
 
I've never been outside Europe.

I've never placed a bet in a betting shop that I've won.

I've never bought a National Lottery ticket.

I've never sh@gged Kerry Katona or Katie Price ... no really!! 8)
 
I've lived in Brighton twice.........never been in the Pavilion.

Never engaged in sodomy



Or Morris Dancing*..................

Never owned a hardtail mountain bike. :shock:




*grateful thanks to Alan Titchmarsh for that one
 
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