You know you're getting old when..............

[PeterPerfect]

Or in the lift

 

[michael franks]

'getting lucky' is when you come into a room and can remember what you came in for.

 

[PeterPerfect]

Your first car is now considered to be retro.

 

[ajm]

Your first car is now considered to be retro.

My first car was (and is) nearly a decade older than me and was decidedly retro even when it was new! (Land Rover SIIA)