Worst Auction Ever

[teethgrinder]

I asked if teh seat and post was stolen or the bike and got teh reply 'Yes it was'.

Still no clearer :?

 

[drystonepaul]

I've never seen a feedback score in negative numbers before. Shouldn't that automatically close down your ebay account...?

 

[otherself]

My guess it's a 20-year-old illiterate chav and that's stolen.

 

[LTS Biker]

In his other auctions he is selling an Apollo. The ad starts ok, but after a few words, everything is scrambled again. Maybe he is sending decoded messages.

 

[Grannygrinder]

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He types how I talk when i've had one over the 8?

 

[Tad]

an no seat as it was stollen

The saddle was made out of a type of German Christmas Bread??? :shock:

I read this last night and spat my tea over the desk, I've been chortling to myself about it for most of the day and it still raises a chuckle now. Thank you Lysander!

 

[OldFatTi]

I'm still waiting to find a Ti Fat under:

Title: "Shit old bike"

Description: "Old bike, not great but no rust"

Pic: something taken at 1am outside but you can just make out the tapered seat tube, bullet stay-ends and majestic dropouts.

 

[dyna-ti]

The reason there's no saddle, is it's because the real owner took it off when he locked it up to go to work

 

[adamgent]

"front serspshen"...."Chain tytner".

My deepest sympathies to his parents. If he knows them.

 

[GoldenEraMTB]

I asked if teh seat and post was stolen or the bike and got teh reply 'Yes it was'.

Still no clearer :?

that made me laugh...pure comedy

regarding the auction, meh, I've seen worse.