Worse things can happen..

[highlandsflyer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

You can't beat a nice tight one.

 

[highlandsflyer]

Re:

"Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

By Amelia Butterly Newsbeat reporter"

I would imagine the journalist would have some suggestions as to how to ease him out.