why I almost decided to kill my neighbour...

wow, I'm more surprised that there's someone out there as heard of Lauret Garnier, (most mere mentions bring on a raft of shampoo, and cosmetics related gags :roll: :lol: ) than anything else in this thread. 8)
 
big.eck":21nswz31 said:
my neighbour lets his dogs pee and crap in my garden and over my daughters bikes/scooters/toys :evil:

watch this space........

Collect the crap with a shovel, wait till there is a good pile, place it on his doorstep at 3 am, job (or jobby) done :twisted:
 
My next door neighbour's dog used to crap all up our driveway too, and on the path outside our house.

Last week it died. :|
 
the guys in his late 40's , it's just a total lack of respect :evil:

think i'll just go down and blooter him next time i see the mutts in my garden.......
 
Careful Eck, Blootering folk when your as big as Broxburn Bing is a wee bit extreme. Just grin meaningfully at him from time to time, that'll really get to him eventually :lol:
 
Sometimes killing is the only real answer.

al. :D
 
legrandefromage":31gcv2x4 said:
He thought Ozric Tenticles was 'cheesy rock'

well if you follow it to it's logical conclusion with Gong's "Camembert Electrique" as the starting point, then I could sympathise actually.

Saw the Ozrics loads of times, mostly together with Hawkwind (BTW saw the documentary about them on You Tube - Silver Machine is about DikMik getting home from a bike ride). And am still quite partial to a bit of Eat Static.
 
jimihendrix":2ksvgwgu said:
Collect the crap with a shovel, wait till there is a good pile, place it on his doorstep at 3 am in a crisp bag. Pour gas on it. Light it. Ring the doorbell. Go back home., job (or jobby) done :twisted:

Fixed that for ya. :wink:
 
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