who'd buy a frame called cock?

[mattbrown]

"im sore from riding the cock all day"

 

[Fenton]

Too much information matt :shock: :shock: :shock:

back to the bike anyway, seems these duncon people make the ideal partner to their 'cock' frame, the 'pussy'!

I quote from their website

2007 has seen two versions of our famous steel pussy

:shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.duncon.com/index.php?id=produkty&rama=pussy

 

[Pickle]

And they just keep coming!

"Can I have a go on your Cock"

"14", thats quite a small Cock. I'd prefer an 18" to be honest"

"Blimey, that Cock sure is a stiff ride"

 

[Lysander]

"Mind the hall Carpets......you'd better run your cock up the back passage!!"...........

 

[Little Bob]

"there's no way that filthy cock is coming in here..."

 

[Lysander]

And if ye did buy it, and you rode with skill and aplomb, you could claim to be a True Cockmaster........

 

[BoyBurning]

And if ye did buy it, and you rode with skill and aplomb, you could claim to be a True Cockmaster........

And thus, be very 'cock-sure'...

Boom! Boom!

 

[nimbus]

Quote:
2007 has seen two versions of our famous steel pussy

If you got one of each, that might be the start of quite a collection...

..if you put them together in a nice cosy shed, with the right lighting and mood music.


I'll get my coat.

 

[Lysander]

Seller should offer it with some of them Pilates spheres.........a cock should always be accompanied by some massive balls.......


Or he could offer some Peach Desserts- perfect Cock and Cobblers......

Right, I should be gettin' off tae work instead of talkin' cock.