What Winds You Up?

[Mike Muz]

Re: Re:

Wayne Rooney as England captain :evil:
Politicians in general
Mobility scooters in the middle of the road when there is a perfectly good, flat footpath
Tess Daley
Incorrect weather forecasts

The list goes on and on and on..................

Wayne Rooney whatever he is!
Weather forecasts?
Stick my head out of the door at the crack o' sparrows. If it's dry , I ride to work. If it's wet, I ride faster!
The only thing I generally trust with forecasts is wind direction. Stop sniggering at the back!

mike

 

[sinnerman]

Reality T.V.

ALL the crap channels, what was wrong with only four...?

Women that think is OK to not have matching underwear on.

Women who feel the need to.........Fake Tan, Fake TITS, FAKE nails, FAKE hair, etc etc etc.

Shopping for myself.

Spending money,

Football.

MY EX
HER BLOODY FAMILY

Trendy pretend bike shops, that are really overpriced coffee shops, with sod all bike stock.

Oh, and people that own a couple of class cross country mountain bikes, both at totally different ends of the frame size scale, and then bullshit themselves(and everybody else) into thinking that they Both FIT.................PMSL.

 

[sinnerman]

And was there really any need to rid the nation of the Red Telephone Box.

 

[The History Man]

We still have them in my abode.


Re the bike size thing, sounds like you have someone in mind?

 

[sinnerman]

We still have them in my abode.


Re the bike size thing, sounds like you have someone in mind?

All we have here are kids holding I-phones in the rain, and people pissing up against walls and bus shelters, did B.T not realise phone boxes had multiple uses...?

And No, No one person in particular, just winds me up when it happens.

 

[sinnerman]

And just on the odd occasion those that think its oK to force open the rear end of a collectable rare bike to force in a wheel that doesn't have the right axle width.

I think one member used the term TWATING it..

But its OK, I have learned to rub my ear lobes and whisper WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSAAAAAAAAA.

And the psychiatrist told me to remember they may be classic hard to find English Handbuilt Bicycles, But thay aren't mine.

I have learned to Just NOt look.

 

[cce]

And just on the odd occasion those that think its oK to force open the rear end of a collectable rare bike to force in a wheel that doesn't have the right axle width.

I think one member used the term TWATING it..

holy Christ are you STILL going on about this? it must be a good two or three years now....

 

[Mike Muz]

Reality T.V.

ALL the crap channels, what was wrong with only four...?

Women that think is OK to not have matching underwear on.

Women who feel the need to.........Fake Tan, Fake TITS, FAKE nails, FAKE hair, etc etc etc.

Shopping for myself.

Spending money,

Football.

MY EX
HER BLOODY FAMILY

Trendy pretend bike shops, that are really overpriced coffee shops, with sod all bike stock.

Oh, and people that own a couple of class cross country mountain bikes, both at totally different ends of the frame size scale, and then bullshit themselves(and everybody else) into thinking that they Both FIT.................PMSL.

+1

How did I forget all of those. Except your ex/ex family that is!
DFS sales! Hurry now, offer ends tomorrow. The day before the next sale begins! Free carpet too!
Car ads. Never see them stuck in a traffic jam do you!
UKIP. Say no more!

Mike

 

[sinnerman]

And just on the odd occasion those that think its oK to force open the rear end of a collectable rare bike to force in a wheel that doesn't have the right axle width.

I think one member used the term TWATING it..

holy Christ are you STILL going on about this? it must be a good two or three years now....

A Nightmare will always be a nightmare.....

 

[cce]

And just on the odd occasion those that think its oK to force open the rear end of a collectable rare bike to force in a wheel that doesn't have the right axle width.

I think one member used the term TWATING it..

holy Christ are you STILL going on about this? it must be a good two or three years now....

A Nightmare will always be a nightmare.....

If you have nightmares about people adjusting tubular metallic structures within their elastic limit, can I suggest you see a therapist?