15 ''i love my bike'' bells, 3ft high pile of bike parts/repair manuals, I'm fairly sure there's a bio-pace chainset under the table and countless ball bearings in jars/bowls. TBH I do have 3 big wooden longboards hanging from the ceiling, and I have taken a load of bike stuff out of the cottage back to the workshop but someone did comment that they instantly knew which cottage I lived in by the bike stuff all over it.