Weeing in front of people...

[ozpete]

I want to know about the cubicals in the main lounge... humour me!

 

[silverclaws]

Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room

I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.

Now that concerns me. When I put the front lip on my car I used M8 SS nuts, bolts and washers, and when they bind up, as a couple inevitably did, you ain't getting it undone without an angle grinder and some mole grips.
No one wants that near their old fella.

nut splitter ?

The chap worked with me for a while whilst his body modification business was not doing well, but he also enlightened me to the fact that he also practised a Japanese triad body modification which involved cutting and inserting steel ball bearings under the skin of his old man. His only saving grace was the fact that wimmin loved him, he always had a horde after him, one wonders what they saw in such a modified length.

My business was safe from him, because I never had the need for stainless steel, but he worried me when it came to bearing replacements on the machines we used to repair.

 

[Neil G]

can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

Eh?

Isn't that the fun of it? If I'm ever in that scenario, biggest problem is stifling my hysterical, albeit childish, laughter.

I mean if a certain degree of humour always takes a turn to the scatological, you may as well enjoy the ride.

Agree, always hard to keep the laughter back!

 

[Tazio]

And that reminded me of the (defunct) bar in Toronto called the Bovine Sex Club. The urinals had small windows looking out into the bar.

That name brings back memories. Could be a great place if they didn't have an awful band on, which they often did.

 

[FMJ]

I don't think anyone went there for the music. . There were better bars like the Horseshoe or Larry's Hideaway (saw Howard Devoto there for the Jerky Versions tour) that had better bands come through.

 

[dyna-ti]

The toilets at Bucharest main railway station are a bit weird.Not in any dodgy way but in how they clean the floor.
You're standing there having a pee,and the Woman that looks after the place throws a huge bucket of bleachy water over the floor.If you dont jump up out of the way your feet get soaked

Its a very steep learning curve when you pee in Eastern Europe