Weeing in front of people...

[Nick C]

Don't have a problem with public urinals, but can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

And don't get me started on GF's walking in to use the toilet when I'm having a bath!! :twisted:

 

[alanf]

If you don't like peeing next to someone then don't ever take a dump in a public toilet in the USA, as most have gaps between the walls and doors so you can see straight between. Most unpleasant.

American toilets scared me! the ones in Logan International airport have touch sensors in the wall, before my flight home I had to go, so there I was about to get rid of last nights dinner and several glasses of Sam adams and the hood on my jacket touched the sensor! :shock: yep the water was cold and I squeeled like a girl as the splash hit the regions you dont want cold water to hit
and on one job I was on we had to remove the toilet door so they could get in and out as the stairlift rail we were fitting over hung the door! they were meant to re-hang it so it opened inwards, well 12 months later I turned up to fit another lift and do the first 12 months service on the old lift, so in I walked and found the lift at the bottom of the stairs and the user sat on the loo! all 280+pounds of her :shock: yep they hadnt got round to getting the door re-hung :?

 

[Neil]

can't stand taking a no. 2 in public (well in a cubical), the thought of making noises and smells fills me with fear!

Eh?

Isn't that the fun of it? If I'm ever in that scenario, biggest problem is stifling my hysterical, albeit childish, laughter.

I mean if a certain degree of humour always takes a turn to the scatological, you may as well enjoy the ride.

 

[Supratada]

I posted this on another forum I frequent, and felt it was applicable here too...


Due to a rather hectic schedule on our anniversary that prevented us doing anything celebratory, and coincident with me getting a fistful of cash at 7:00am this morning for punting off the only Audi I own with folding seats, we decided to push the boat a few inches away from the jetty of frugality by having lunch in our local Wetherspoons, gourmet burger and a pint £6.10, you can't beat it.

I decide to go for a piss.....yes, its a toilet story.

I enter the room to find it empty, excellant, but as I approach the reproduction "vintage" urinal, another bloke walks in behind me. This gives me Shycock Syndrome, and its a while before I can splutter forth with a reluctant drizzle of golden rain. Its a poorly designed urinal however, and does not protrude forth like the modern "egg section" ones do. Therefore I loudly clatter onto the vinyl floor, and all up my shoes and trousers. I have to stand so far into it to prevent this, I'm sure the guy next to me thinks I'm trying to morph into the wall, like Orpheus and the Mirror, but with piss and porcelain.

He effs off, without even washing his hands, the dirty bastard, thinks I from within the steaming interior of my piss-dripping glasshouse.

I wash my hands, no soap and the taps don't stay on for more than 2.8 nanoseconds. Annoying.

Now Wetherspoons don't skimp on the quality of their hand dryers, it was like an effing Rolls Royce Olympus on the wall. I remove my wedding ring, to dry under it and the jet blast whips it from my hand onto the floor. It all went a bit Frodo as I leapt for the falling gold ring, but it hit the floor and rolled right across until its motion was arrested by the small lake of my own cooling urine.

Then I washed the piss off my ring in the public lavvy and rejoined my wife for lunch.

 

[cyfa2809]

 

[lumos2000]

If you don't like peeing next to someone then don't ever take a dump in a public toilet in the USA, as most have gaps between the walls and doors so you can see straight between. Most unpleasant.

American toilets scared me! the ones in Logan International airport have touch sensors in the wall, before my flight home I had to go, so there I was about to get rid of last nights dinner and several glasses of Sam adams and the hood on my jacket touched the sensor! :shock: yep the water was cold and I squeeled like a girl as the splash hit the regions you dont want cold water to hit
and on one job I was on we had to remove the toilet door so they could get in and out as the stairlift rail we were fitting over hung the door! they were meant to re-hang it so it opened inwards, well 12 months later I turned up to fit another lift and do the first 12 months service on the old lift, so in I walked and found the lift at the bottom of the stairs and the user sat on the loo! all 280+pounds of her :shock: yep they hadnt got round to getting the door re-hung :?

americans must do things diffrently

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f9TyXNs6w

 

[KermitGKona88]

Obviously French film stars don't have the same qualms we do

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A7x9QXkFGk ... ll_1240812

 

[David B]

Obviously French film stars don't have the same qualms we do

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A7x9QXkFGk ... ll_1240812

Damn. I was going to try and make a topical Depardieu joke and someone beat me to it.

David

 

[silverclaws]

Just turn to the left and right while peeing.I guarantee you'll get more room

I once knew a chap who had a an M8 stainless nut and bolt through his end, he ensured peeing clearance all the time as it squirted sideways as well as forward, and he could vary the pressure of the omnidirectional stream with how tight the nut was.

 

[KermitGKona88]

The lucky ba$tard I would be lucky to get an M3 through mine