UN54 - Killing It The Hard Way
In the name of love, rocket science and Spanish surrealists tonight I gladly sacrificed a brand new BBUN54 on the altar of holy RB. No drills, drill bits, precious precision screwdrivers or any other fancy stuff were required at all. Only a vice, a hammer and a knife i.e. the most basic set of tools available already to the people of the stone age and to Mayans, too… I guess. So, if you like I and Woz ain’t got nothing better to waste your time on here’s a step by step description of how to get your spindle out of a SHIMANO square taper cartridge. Buckle up, and here we go:
1. Clamp the BB NDS up in your vice – 10 sec.
2. Pry off the NDS seal and plastic cage (use tip of the knife) – 30 sec.
3. Turn the BB upside down and clamp it DS up – 10 sec.
4. Pry off the DS seal and plastic cage (use tip of the knife again) – 30 sec.
5. Unclamp the BB and hold it horizontally to let all balls roll to the bottom – 10 sec.
6. Push the DS end of the spindle upwards away from the balls – 5 sec.
7. Holding the spindle in that position put the BB to rest on the vice NDS up – 5 sec.
8. Now, give the spindle a good hammer blow and it will fly out – 5 sec.
All in all less than 2 minutes if you’re not a monkey or a smoker. Couldn’t be bothered to take pictures as they already been kindly provided by mighty retro guru Woz. So, no visuals at all… and if you think you will be able to get the spindle and all the balls back in again I can only quote Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco: “Forget about it…”.