Ultimate gate......

[Synthiaks]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...place_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

 

[player]

That makes my eyes hurt!

 

[trailwright]

What a death trap, it has no back brake.

The ad description is like something out of Viz

 

[27motorhead]

From the FB ad:
Welded by a professional, painted by an amateur.

Do you like cycling but have always wanted to see what the tops of people’s heads looks like?

Look no further than this bicycle on top of another bicycle.

With a brand new front wheel, brand new grips and unlimited eye catching appeal this franken-bike is sure to draw attention no matter where you are, be it a festival or simply riding to the shops.

You won't be stopping on that in a hurry!

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

At last a bike to fit @grantoury

 

[Frankenorange]

Welded by a pigeon.

 

[27motorhead]

Welded by a pigeon.

He failed to mention it was a professional racing pigeon as opposed to a professional welding pigeon...

 

[PhillB]

The moral of this bike is... 'Just because you can weld, doesn't mean you should...'

 

[PhillB]

I love the front brake cable routing....' how should we do this?' .... 'straight down'

 

[grantoury]

At last a bike to fit @grantoury

That is not a bike, its a barn door.