Turd

[KermitGKona88]

Rolled in glitter springs to mind...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/789911631994274/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

[Imlach]

As a faeces specialist,

I would like to receive a sample of the smelly specimen without having to dive into the pile of shite.

If you catch my drift.

 

[KermitGKona88]

Even rotated and edited for you sir...

 

[Woz]

+1 Wouldn't want to poke that with a toilet brush on the end of a long broom pole.

 

[KermitGKona88]

Just one hundred of the Queen's finest pound coins for this beauty

 

[grantoury]

Works as a fireguard, I guess

 

[KermitGKona88]

A nutter, sorry I miss read that, an utter bargain as it was 200 pound coins before...

 

[Imlach]

Even rotated and edited for you sir...View attachment 654436

The cranks.

 

[KermitGKona88]

I have just noticed the jaunty angle of the rear inner tube valve too...

 

[KermitGKona88]

I have something similar decaying in my back garden...