Tired explosif, dream pricing

Halfords bike means halfords owner?

Servicing means
emptying a can of gt85 on it once a year.

Upgrading means
making it a single speed because everything is worn out😉

No offence meant to all those decent hardworking halfords shoppers obvs😎
Sold and bought at Halfords is a Halfords bike, usually a partnership if they've not bought the name already. May even do exclusive specials.

Could be worse it could be a SportsDirect bike (like an Evans bike ;-))
One step up from an ASDA bike.

Ride maintenance meaning
quick spray of GT85 after a ride.
 
I paid less than that for an honest 91 Lava Dome,,
Take another £50 off and I might think about telling him it's still shite (apologies I may be am drunk)
 
He's thrown in a few more compliments for potential new owners
" if you wish it delivered then arrange the collection at your own cost,given its a used item then the listing will be changed to 'spares and repairs' to avoid any headache on returns. Read my feedback I am honest and fair but with these types of items I don't want a 'nerd' return for a scratch under the crank"
Amazed someone using such hostile language can manage a couple hundred positive feedback
 
The message is simply passive-aggressive.
I'm not sure what purpose it achieves-
if I was a timewaster, I'd be straight round, kicking tyres, squeezing brakes levers, tutting about chips and scratches, asking if he saw the match at the weekend🤣
 
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